As I sit here, with my fresh brewed pot of coffee, all for myself, I begin pondering the existence of people who purchase those one cup pod coffee makers.
Who are you, really? I bet you wake up and anticipate using your pod maker, holding a warm cup, but not really needing, or wanting, that cup of coffee. I mean, who only drinks one cup of coffee?! Surely not a real coffee drinker!
Ah, that’s right. Those oh so cuddly, warm feeling commercials, women smiling, hubby right there beside her, what could be wrong with our coffee at hand!
Well, I say pfft! That’s right, pfft! Every morning I want that pot of coffee, and if it runs out, I’m making more! With cream without cream, no sugar, that’s ok too. Give it to me black on those really rough mornings! Don’t waste my time with your designer $300 coffee pots. Hell, I’ll chew the grounds if I have to!
So, without further adieu, my masterpiece:
Coffee: An Haiku Oh friend, my coffee I am lost without you near But you make me pee ~W
